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Title: Winning with One-Liners : 3,400 Hilarious Laugh Lines to Tickle Your Funny Bone and Spice Up Your Speeches by Pat Williams ISBN: 0-7573-0057-X Publisher: Health Communications Pub. Date: 15 August, 2002 Format: Paperback Volumes: 1 List Price(USD): $12.95 |
Average Customer Rating: 5 (2 reviews)
Rating: 5
Summary: Useful book that will put a smile on your face
Comment: Pat Williams, rapidly becoming one of my favorite authors(MARKETING YOUR DREAMS: BASEBALL AND LIFE LESSONS FROM BILL VEECK, HOW TO BE LIKE MIKE, etc.), scores again with WINNING WITH ONE-LINERS . . . this is a compilation of some 3,400 lines that will make you laugh, but that can also be used to spruce up virtually any speech.
I recognized many of my favorites--and many others that
can now be added to such a list . . . I also liked the fact that
Williams takes common situations, then provides you with
a response . . . for instance, when receiving an award, you can
say something to this effect: "I don't deserve this award. But
then again, I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either."
This is one book that I'll keep around for my next speech,
toast and even eulogy . . . or maybe when I just want a quick
smile.
The only problem I have in commenting about it is that there
are so many funny lines that I'm finding it difficult to select
just a few to present here . . . yet a guy has to do what
a guy has to do, so here goes:
I just heard the saddest story. A doctor lost all his money on the horses. In an act of desperation, he tried to rob a bank. But nobody could read the holdup note.
On Valentine's Day I always try to do a little more for my wife-like holding the door open when she goes out on her paper route.
Our crack snow removal team has been removing snow around
the clock. And now that the area around the clock is clear, they
can start to work on the streets.
This is the time of year when people start going places where they can pay two hundred dollars a day to experience the same kind of heat they were complaining about in August.
They keep saying that women are smarter than men. But have
you ever seen a man's shirt that buttons down the back?
Dolphins are so smart that in only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw them fish.
I have a couch at work that I named Nautilus. That way I can honestly tell people that this afternoon I put in two hours on the Nautilus.
He was up until 4 a.m. with a great book. Once he starts coloring,he finds it hard to stop.
Life can be cruel. As a child, I didn't have enough money to go to a hair stylist. Now I have the money, and I don't have the hair!
He's so proud of his new truck. He didn't get the trendy kind--he bought a UPS truck. As he claims, "Laugh if you will, but I can now park anywhere I want!"
Rating: 5
Summary: The funniest book I've ever read
Comment: I've purchased numerous books on jokes and humor, but found that this book was absolutely hilarious. If I had to choose a favorite topic in the book, the "Diet" one-liners were the funniest. I wish more books were written with this kind of humor. I would definitely recommend this book. I just hope Pat Williams comes out with a sequel.
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Title: 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches by Robert Orben ISBN: 0879804254 Publisher: Wilshire Book Co Pub. Date: November, 1989 List Price(USD): $10.00 |
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Title: The Friars Club Encyclopaedia of Jokes: 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs and Put-Downs by H. Aaron Cohl, H. Aarron Cohl, Alan King ISBN: 1884822630 Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Pub Pub. Date: December, 1997 List Price(USD): $14.95 |
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Title: The Funny Pages: 1,473 Jokes From Today's Funniest Comedians by Judy Brown ISBN: 0740726862 Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing Pub. Date: 02 September, 2002 List Price(USD): $10.95 |
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Title: 2100 Laughs for All Occasions by Robert Orben ISBN: 0385234880 Publisher: Main Street Books Pub. Date: 11 March, 1986 List Price(USD): $9.95 |
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Title: Joke Soup: 1,217 Of the Funniest Jokes from the Best Comedians by Judy Brown ISBN: 0836267540 Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing Pub. Date: November, 1998 List Price(USD): $9.95 |
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