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Title: The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 5) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist ISBN: 0-06-440863-9 Publisher: HarperCollins Pub. Date: 31 August, 2000 Format: Hardcover Volumes: 1 List Price(USD): $10.99 |
Average Customer Rating: 4.59 (110 reviews)
Rating: 4
Summary: Sadness Reigns
Comment: Can you find a more sad tale than this one? This is the saddest story out of all the ones I've read so far. The children, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are still trying to survive Count Olaf terror.
These children must endure a self serving Vice Principal that loves to play the violin. They must put up with a bratty little girl that calls them names, and teachers that teach nothing. They have to run all night long, and their living conditions are terrible. They have to live with crabs, fungus, and a terrible paint job. But with all the negative, there is a ray of light in this story. Two rays of light. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny find friends that go out of their way to help them as much as they can.
Unfortunately, their friends are kidnapped in the end, and of course, the adults in this story are useless and hopeless. Will they ever have any luck? Not according to Lemony Snicket.
Overall, this is a really good book in the series. It made me feel so bad for them, and it left questions in my mind. I recommend this book for all of its genius, sadness, and its bit of 'mystery.'
Joy.
Rating: 5
Summary: The Big Bad Wolf and school in one. Uh Oh!!
Comment: The Austere Academy Lemony Snicket Scholastic 2001
This is a sad (but funny) tale of the Baudelaire orphans as they go to boarding school. They find that the villain Count Olaf has found them again, this time disguised as Coach Genghis. Unfortunately,Genghis gets away with the two Quagmire triplets who were the Baudelaires best friends.
At the end of the book, just as the Baudelaire orphans think that Count Olaf's identity will be revealed Olaf says " I'm afraid I cannot take off my running shoes...I need them." With that, he runs away to a car which his assistants have waiting for him. The Baudelaires are startled for a moment then start running after him. They see that Olaf is kidnapping the two triplets, Isadora and Duncan Quagmire.Violet and Sunny Baudelaire remove Olaf's disguise and their brother Klause tries to save Isadora. Olaf kicks Klause away from the car, gets
Rating: 2
Summary: HUGE hole in book
Comment: This book is the biggest in the series to recieve the Lemony Snicket formula. The formula? 1. Put the children in a hapless situation. 2. Throw in a couple of really really mean adults. 3. Give them friends that disappear by the end of the book.
4. Finally, make the really mean adults restrict just about everything they want to do.
Lemony Snicket writes based on situation and not much else. Boo!
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Title: The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 4) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist ISBN: 0064407691 Publisher: HarperCollins Pub. Date: 04 April, 2000 List Price(USD): $10.99 |
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Title: The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 7) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist ISBN: 0064408655 Publisher: HarperCollins Pub. Date: 24 April, 2001 List Price(USD): $10.99 |
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Title: The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3) by Lemony Snicket ISBN: 0064407683 Publisher: HarperCollins Pub. Date: 29 February, 2000 List Price(USD): $10.99 |
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Title: The Hostile Hospital (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 8) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist ISBN: 0064408663 Publisher: HarperCollins Pub. Date: 04 September, 2001 List Price(USD): $10.99 |
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Title: The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist ISBN: 0064407675 Publisher: HarperCollins Pub. Date: 30 September, 1999 List Price(USD): $10.99 |
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